Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. What happened to my agent? Oh, of course you are. Eggs and things. Monty: Withnail: Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. It'll happen. Is Marwood in love with Withnail? You'll all suffer! [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: report. I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Withnail: Half an hour? One of my favourite movies. 4 Mar. I don't consciously offend big men like this. Jake: tags: humour, withnail-i. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. Nor women neither. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. He winces as he stretches his leg, the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down, they go and sit down at a table with their drinks, fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons, a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback, he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his, after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm, Withnail laughs uncontrollably and drops to the floor, Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel, Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar, gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back, in a telephone box, speaking to an operator, noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes, after being threatened by Jake the poacher, Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff, Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. Vegetables again. [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. We've got to get some booze. Marwood: Marwood: Give it a chance. I don't want to hear it. We're not from London! ""Here. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Be seated. Ah, he knows. Murder and All-Bran and rape. Danny: I've only had a few ales. Danny's a genius. There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. You're looking very beautiful, man. It's a bloody chicken! Withnail: Stop saying that! That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Man delights not me. you little traitors. Withnail: I'll swallow it and run a mile! Yes, you are! All right here? Marwood: This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. Flowers are essentially tarts. I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. I've looked into it. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. [narrating over scene] We want them here and we want them now! What are we supposed to do with that? [holding him back] Danny: I have a heart condition. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. Withnail and I Quotes. Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here hare here!" Bruce Robinson, Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay. I think there may be something living in there, I think there may be something alive. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. If you don't leave, we'll call the police. He gags and gasps]. Why can't I get on television? Tea Shop Proprietor: Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Danny: Withnail: Marwood: Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. Withnail: Hello? Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Withnail: One of us has got to stay on guard. [looking at a newspaper] Offer him yourself. They are playing poker with bottle tops and a . It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. It's available on Have another look in that shed. Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. I've gone and fucked my brain! They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! How right you are, how right you are. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. It's too hot so he drops it]. Oh, but how dreadful. Here hare here!' [as Marwood walks past him] When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. What's it got to do with you? Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! Marwood: No we're not, we're here. Cunt gave him two years. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Look at this - accident blackspot? [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. You will make it low. Marwood: Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. Tactical necessity. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. What had I done to offend him? Withnail: grant . [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. Withnail is cowering under the covers]. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? This ain't fancy dress." 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Something's got to be done. An expert on bulls you are not! As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. That's a very good idea. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot. Your desires. Look at that, accident black spot! Old suit? Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! What on Earth are those? I feel like a pig shat in my head! This dreadful little Israelite. [pointing an eel at him] I need at least an hour for lunch. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Monty: [calmly] But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. I'm getting the *fear*! Oh, how I tried not to. Jake: You got to throttle him. And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. You just wait. Monty: Withnail: Well neither have I. His name's Presuming Ed. This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Required fields are marked *. In this case, it most certainly would not. Bastard must have died. That's what I want to know! The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. And we want them here, and we want them now! Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. Look at him! Don't you agree? Web. How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. And now I'm calling you one. And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Monty: How dare you! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. I'm gonna be a star*! He gags and gasps, Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet, as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear, after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Marwood: Why have you drugged their onions?! Jake: Now look, you. Withnail: What do you want in here? For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author's best ideas. Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. [is being arrested for drunk driving] Withnail: These eels are for my pot. We're coming back in here. Withnail: . We want to get in there, don't we? Marwood: It's like Greenland in here. Sod your pheasants! Marwood: Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! These mom & son quotes will help you describe your love for him. [Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet], Withnail: This pill's valued at two quid. Marwood: It was like walking into a lung. How dare you call me inhumane! Listen to this. I can't. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. Why don't you go back? I often wonder where Norman is now. Withnail: Will it? It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Withnail: Scrubbers! [high-pitched voice] Monty: Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Danny: What should we do? Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. Withnail: Danny: No, man. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. [toasting with a drink] Shut that gate and keep it shut! Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. Where's the aspirins? What happened to my cigar commercial? I can't take aspirins without a drink. We'll have another pair of large scotches. I'm the firelighter and fuel collector. Danny: Cool your boots, man. You hold it down, I'll strangle it. It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. Outvie him. Making an enemy of our own future. Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day And for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right We are indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell making an enemy of our own future What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Withnail: Why didn't I get any soup? There must and shall be aspirin! I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. [approaching the pub] Press J to jump to the feed. Why trust one drug and not the other? [voiceover] Listen to me, listen to me! I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. I don't know what's in here. What a piece of work is a man! Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. Withnail: Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Withnail: (Appalled) How dare you! You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. It's ridiculous. Marwood: Withnail: 'Scuse me. Withnail: Withnail: I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! Monty: [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. I'm preparing myself to forgive you. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! The carrot has mystery. Withnail: This is me naked in a corner! Monty: We are multimillionaires. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Hair are your aerials. Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? Easily I must have some booze. It's impossible, I swear it. No need to get uptight, man. No more than you have. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. How you feel. It's society's crime, not ours. Be seated. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. It's you he wants. [eyes filling with tears] How dare you! save. Of course he's the fucking farmer! Tell him if you must, I no longer care. I tried not to. Withnail: But sooner or later you got to get out, because it's crashing. Monty, Monty! [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). London is a country coming down from its trip. Withnail: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. You can use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters . That is an unfortunate political decision. Little tarts, they love it! Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie, ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck, Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood, Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce, Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid, he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. Marwood: Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. withnail. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? Look at Geoff Woade! [Danny offers Withnail his huge Camberwell Carrot spliff] The entire sink's gone rotten. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. She said she'd closed. And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Danny: echosmith cool quotes lyrics kid song yah crowd she straight lyric follow quotesgram sees them lines bord kiezen he sydney It's the only solution to this intense cold. How can it be so cold in here? This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. Jesus, look at that. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. [ruefully] We've gone on holiday by mistake. You dont deserve such loyalty. Marwood: Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Danny: Nor women neither. Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. I imagine they're talking to each other. You mustn't blame him. "Withnail and I Quotes." Hello? Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? Withnail: Policeman 2: Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Oh, Baudelaire. I'm in considerable danger here, I must get out of here at once. Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! share. Your email address will not be published. Danny: Get into the countryside. Marwood: The old bugger's come a long way and I didn't want to put the wind up him. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. 2023. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Suits me. What fucker said that? A little before your time. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? Have you been away? Withnail: You're not in the same boat. Monty: Prostitutes for the bees. Locations, see. Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. You little thug! I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie]. Marwood: A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. How infinite in faculties! Because I don't advise it. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Marwood: Were incompatible. Uncle Monty: Go with it. I never thought he'd come all this way. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare. Withnail: Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Danny: That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Brings back such memories of Oxford. All right, this is the plan. Marwood: "I f*** arses"? Marwood: Jesus Christ! Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. What a piece of work is a man! Voila! Irishman: [a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick]. Where did you school? I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. Beastly, ungrateful little swine! You won't keep us anywhere. Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Sort of said it without thinking. Cooking's one of the natural instincts. You beastly little parasite, how dare you! Danny: It's society's crime, not ours. Do you like to experience all facets of life? Marwood: Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Withnail: Look at my tongue. I hope you guys like our collection. Here is the clip. Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Withnail: It's society's crime, not ours. Here, I dont want it. Marwood: Monty: A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. I couldn't, I'm spaced. [while high on drugs] This is a court, man. Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Why doesn't he retire? Right can anybody explain the here hare here joke from withnail and I? It'll pass. Hare. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. My brain's capsizing. Danny: Now, look, you. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. How like an angel in apprehension! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. I must be ill. Monty: Of course you are! Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Danny: You haven't got a chance! Withnail:I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! Withnail: Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. Sulking up the hill. 2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse! Withnail: The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Stop saying that, Withnail! [staggering out] Marwood: Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker! And how dare you tell him I love you?! Monty: Danny: My heart's beating like a fucked clock! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I've been to drama school. Marwood: Well, I don't know. Do as he says. Marwood: I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Danny: Withnail: Why can't I have an audition? Marwood: Danny: Monty: Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if I was you. To offer it the show of violence", [as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear]. He told me about your problems. Imagine the size of his balls. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Marwood: You know what we should do? . A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. I feel like a pig shat in my head. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning. Monty: He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. I think a drink, don't you? That's politics, innit? Withnail: We do it wrong, being so majestical. [casually lighting a cigarette] And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! Then why has my head gone numb? These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Tanks. [offering Monty a glass] Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. Have you had any training in the martial arts? We'll be found dead in here next spring. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. This is ridiculous. It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! He doesn't have any friends. Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. No, nor woman neither nor woman neither. Marwood: Withnail: We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. There can be no true beauty without decay. Rejuvenate. [removing his sunglasses] Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: Poacher. Matter. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. What have you done to them? The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well. Monty: [pulling back the lace curtain] I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! It used to give him bad tempers and act up said his wife. Withnail: I could take double anything you could! 2023. 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . Sinew in nicotine base.
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