Chester Ming: In the bedroom? Patrick Denham: Oh come on, baby. Brad: Good morning, daddy. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Just give me a second. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. You have to excuse my friend. Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Jordan Belfort: Good! Jordan Belfort: "Fuck this, shit that. Where's my kiss? Good. No, no, this can be explained. Jordan Belfort: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Don't do that. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Jordan Belfort: And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Donnie. I have some really, really great news. The wolf of Wall Street they call me! I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Trust me. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Jordan Belfort: This is my home! Saturday Night Fever territory. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Chester Ming: Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Cinemark It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Jordan Belfort: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? [whispering] it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. She's the best. Get off me! Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! Can fucking sell anything. Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Don't you wanna be my friend? Its a whazy. After all, what was there to say? Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, you don't love me? Naomi Lapaglia: I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. See those little black boxes? I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Go on. That's good for me. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. That's right, I forgot. Who? And you got the beautiful girls there. You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. Honey, you okay? So, I presume you're Italian. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? Okay, great. Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? Mark Hanna: Not a stitch. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. You had to deal with the gold course people, too! There's no nobility in poverty. Sell that. Jordan Belfort: Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. The porterhouse from Argentina. You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. You're sick! Jordan Belfort: And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. $26,000 worth of sides? Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Right? Mark Hanna: Who? I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? It wasn't even a choice. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Jordan Belfort: [All at once] Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Hey, everybody, listen up! It's not on the elemental chart. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. I'll do four grand. Get away from the window! I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Yeah. You think I would let my kids near you? Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! You cleaning your fishbowl? Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? That's right. Naomi Lapaglia: Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Is it Wednesday already? I keep the rhythm below the belt. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Dont worry, it wont take long. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. I've already talked to the lawyer. Supply and demand, my friend. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! No, everything's fine. Donnie Azoff: You people are all shit out of luck. Look at this! This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Like, um, three or four. So take a good look, daddy. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. You hear me? Jordan Belfort: You gotta stay relaxed. What the fuck is going on out here? I was born too - too early. Mayday! You had a minute? More importantly, you will learn. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Don't try to fight it. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. [in narration] I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Stability. There's no nobility in poverty. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Read critic reviews. Donnie Azoff: Give him time. Mark Hanna: There is no such thing as bad publicity. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Coming Soon. You're doing fucking drugs right now? I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. You know what I mean? Huh? Danger at every turn. And you know what else? The waves are 20 feet high and building! It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Three or four times, maybe five. But it gets even better, baby. In London. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Yeah. Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? You called the captain the n-word. Did you? It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. It's like lasers. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. lastly it's down to the humour. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Cunt, cock, asshole." Yeah, no. Brad: I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Cinemark Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: I just came. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Come on, baby. [voice over] Babe, why you doing it like that? But, But what was wrong with that? Captain Ted Beecham: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I didn't even want to bring it up. Fuck you! That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Donnie Azoff: From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: He's a Boy Scout! Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. [throwing money at the FBI agents] Its fairy dust. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. It's his first day on Wall Street. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Mark Hanna: Are you behind on you credit card bills? Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. ~ Jordan Belfort. You know what my lawyer said? [narrating to the camera] That's why all this confusion. What's he doing? Regal That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Oh, no. Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. I'm fucked up, Brad. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Thank God. Jordan Belfort: I'm also Dutch, German, English. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Jordan Belfort: You understand? I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: [holding his child] And then once right after lunch. Jordan Belfort: A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Donnie Azoff: I love you. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Jordan Belfort: Who's a faggot? Manny Riskin: Oh my God! Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm sure. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Jordan Belfort: Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Jordan Belfort: The Cerebral Palsy phase. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Hi, how you doing? All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Naomi Lapaglia: I want you to fuck me real hard. The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Yeah? You want me to sell you this fucking pen? You were calling her name in your sleep! I put the money on that fucking table, not you! Oh, my God. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. It's beautiful! I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Fuck you! Naomi Lapaglia: We can't! No. This is what you do? The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. That's not how you treat people. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Beni fucking hanna!. Naomi Lapaglia: Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Jordan Belfort: Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Do it differently each time. $4,000? Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Naomi Lapaglia: Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Enjoy! [in thoughts] They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Not Italy. Terms and Policies Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. Look at this! Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Do you jerk off? It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. My name is Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself, Jordan. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. I got five more just like you, bro. But there's a big chance, right? [pauses] It's not like that. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . What a Greek tragedy honey! and the Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Don't you fucking dare! There is no nobility in poverty. 3 2 1, let's fuck! That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. [gets a wire] They dont give a shit about money. The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Max Belfort: Yeah. Watch. No, there's no alcohol. Everybody on point! it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Come for me, baby. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. I still have family over there, though. Bears. My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! An I.P.O. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. I'm a mutt. Jordan Belfort: Say hi! Jordan Belfort: I love you, baby. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Jordan Belfort: Perfect Hildy Azoff: The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Captain Ted Beecham: The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. What the fuck is that kid doing? I can't untie you!