-works best on pc/laptop. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? I can't remember what. (There's probably drugs in it). Josh wants his thought back. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. Its in the mail, I promise! Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. *yawn* I'm back. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. It's like this. Seeya. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" Right now. Longest Sentence. We could call ourselves TACO! A post shared by Worlds Best Story (@worldsbeststory). If I did, would I stop this? It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. The Longest Story in The World. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! She's evil. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. I think. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. I'm backand it's several hours later. Today, I met her arch-enemy. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Kennedy?" Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. Yep that's right. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? Goodbye! Wellseeya! You got me started. Ooooooooooooo! Or You are What you Eat. aSk anybody. Wooooooo! Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. Okay. That is justpathetic. Back to the original topic! Today was Halloween. You don't belong here. It's not fair! It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. That's the point you're trying to get across? Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Humor the crazy person, okay? Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. Gambling is so much fun! It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. While. Where is the logic in this? It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Work. I'm gonna quit for now. of toilet paper, to do everything. To Cheese Nips. Too Bad! But without the bad sound track. Oh, well. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. And now, back to our featured presentation. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. I'm completly and totally addicted. It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. Good for it. I even impress myself. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. This has been a weird day. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. | 13.63 KB, JSON | And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. You people sicken me. Outside your body. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. But everything else I've said so far is true. Here, topic, topic, topic! That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? In this article, the reply Yeah. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. There's even a money back guarantee. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! * IT'S NOT FAIR! I don't want a full year of work. longest possible text for discord. My dadwas on this site. Why, because they assume it's better quality. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . I'm back again! I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. 44 min ago You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Men, of course, had no complaints. Who am I kidding. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. Pastebin . The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. I am back. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Won't that be fun? It's not FAIR. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! No? Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. Below is an example of a reply email stating that you have received the email. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. People need to make the time to waste time. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. He is pure evil. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. So am I. Hello, everyone! I think. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. You know the one. Is this writer's block?! And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. We never spam. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. i hate dress shoes. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. It hurt. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Today, I was checking out some weird news. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Well, look at you? I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. I'm so very, very tired. The boat sailed on . I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. Cheese is watching. I think. HOW, I ask you!? Python | How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. Which would be boring. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. What a good idea! Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Shame on you! Proud to be weird. | 13.41 KB, JSON | After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. It's not fair. But that is irrelevant. Did it make more sense that this text? Wellany wayseeya! Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Doesn't that make you feel better? I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). And don't even get me started on earrings. Then it must diepainfully. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. What would happen when that dreamer woke? No? It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. A copy of "Ulysses" pops up in "Green Coaster," the 33-page, single-sentence . No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. Oh, well. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth."